Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?