Which animal will never go bald?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do cows go to New York?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?