Why did the Uber driver get fired?
The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's the noisiest food?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What shape has a knighthood?