What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Which big cat loves to drive?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?