Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Where do stars go to college?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What kind of bow can't be tied?