What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
How do frogs get to work?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?