Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Because freedom rings.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?