Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Do dads always snore?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?