Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?