Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Because it had cloudy vision.
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where do stars go to college?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What is sand's favorite movie?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?