Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Because it had cloudy vision.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What fish only swims at night?