Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Because it had cloudy vision.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Where does breakfast live?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What nationality are most fish?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?