What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How do you make a bandstand?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?