What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?