Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Because that's when the Taco Bell® would ring.
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?