What are the smartest highways in the world?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
How much does freedom weigh?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?