Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What table can you never sit at?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?