What instrument did the door play in the band?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What is the coolest country?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's the opposite of irony?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?