Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What fish only swims at night?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What was the first animal in space?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?