Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?