What do you call a flying police officer?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?