What kind of car does a chicken have?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do elves learn in school?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?