What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Book worms.
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What is the most adorable season?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?