What's a father's favorite flower?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How do you grill cheese?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What event do spiders love to attend?