Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How does a cow do math?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?