Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What shape is bad at driving?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?