Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where do stars go to college?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Where do horses reside?