What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What sport do horses love to play?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?