Which animal should never work for the government?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How do bears keep cool?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Where do religious school children practice sports?