Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do clowns go on vacation?