What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the painter say to the wall?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What game do cows play at parties?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you call a singing rodent?