Two silkworms got in a fight.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?