Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?