What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
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Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
It's allergy season again?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why was the storm actually calm?