Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What is the color of the wind?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a short cow?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How do you cut the ocean in two?