Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call a stationary flamingo?