If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How do bears keep cool?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?