What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the fish blush?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?