What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?