What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?