What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
The pollen Count.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a silly hill?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call an angry monkey?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?