Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's the politest month?
How is cat food sold?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Where do stars go to college?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?