What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?