Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Which bug is related to you?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why are boxers good comedians?
How do you organize a space party?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?