My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What food is a man's best friend?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?