Why are baseball players so good at math?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why are cowboys always religious?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why are winter days great?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
