What sport is always getting in trouble?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How do you make antifreeze?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How do you drive a man crazy?