Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why do math teachers love hiking?