What do you call a vacation at home?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How can you make 7 even?
What do naked fish play with?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?