What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where do polar bears vote?