Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What types of dogs are bilingual?