What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?