What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What table can you never sit at?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What nationality are most fish?
Where do ants go to eat?
What says: oom oom oom?