What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?