What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How long will dinner be?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What is the coolest country?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?