What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
The police had to comb the area.
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why was the cat so small?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?