What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
The police had to comb the area.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where do hamsters come from?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?