Which singer could always break a five?
Johnny Cash.
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What utensil does water use to eat?