Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What table can you never sit at?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What words make the best athletes?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What animals make the best students?