Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Who invented fractions?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What's the king of all school supplies?