How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do trees wear to the lake?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Which fly makes films?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?