Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do sheep say when they're in love?