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Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
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Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Which dog belongs in a band?