What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Which family member is always relieved?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?