My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Where do birds go to drink?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the rug say to the floor?