What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How is cat food sold?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?