My brother is my partner in crime.
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How do you make a cow float?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?