What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What's a forklift?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What kind of books do boats write?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What type of car do planets buy?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?