What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Where do termites go camping?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did March say to the madness?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the snake cross the road?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?