What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
When do astronauts eat?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What shape has a knighthood?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?