What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a short cow?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What animal has the most fun?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why is money so stubborn?