How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What is the color of the wind?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?