How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Reigning cats and dogs.
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?