Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?