How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Where do surfers go to school?