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What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
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Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
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How do you make a cow float?
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Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
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Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
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What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?