Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How do you drive a man crazy?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Someone stole all my lamps.
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?