Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How do you arrest a pig?