Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
A Wii!
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did autumn say to summer?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?