How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Where do ants go to eat?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
When should you start writing a book?