What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What is the most attractive fruit?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?