Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why do cows wear bells?
What is the most faithful insect?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
When do astronauts eat?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?