Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why are all priests fit?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?