Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is a table you can eat?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?